The mirror is but a weapon. The victim is the one who looks into it.
-I have a cat
-I just ate
-I have allergies
-I fell out of a tree
Reblog if you’ve heard/said one or more!
You want a flashlight? Ha! People won’t even give you a candle, kid. If you want to get around in this darkness, you have to learn to make your own light.
- You don't even know how angry I am. I was about to buy all of this really cute jewelry that was super cheap and I was getting all excited and then I found out that it probably includes toxic metals from China because the Chinese are even cheaper than I am(hard to believe).
- So thanks Chinese manufacturers for ruining my jewelry dreams.
Yesterday my baby cousin was given the lovely present of a toy CHAINSAW. Let’s just think about how safe this is for the future. He already figured out that it doesn’t cut.
“Mommy, I want a real chainsaw,” will be heard in no time.
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